La Poulette

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Monday, October 10, 2005

The despair of Heidi Fleiss

The Poulette, she has a number of gorgeous, smart, sexy girlfriends, girlfriends who on top of all these qualities also posses a sense of humour. They are blond, they are dark, they are Flemish, they are Slovene, they are Slovak, they are all of superior quality. If the Poulette were a man, she would climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest ocean to take these girlfriends out. Alas, these girlfriends, they have no boyfriends. These girlfriends, they go to bed at night alone and by day they Skype the Poulette to inquire whether she might know of any Purebred friends, who would be single and fun and presentable. No, they seek not the man of the power! The man of the muscle! The man of the status! The man of the money! The man of the celebrity! Not at all! They seek but the man of the intellect, the man who does not take himself too seriously, the man of the honest simplicity. They will even venture so far as to overlook the man with the lack of dress sense, for they are wise enough to know that in this department at least, men can be molded like play dough.
The Poulette, she has found this man, albeit one with an aristocratic twist. She is a generous girl by nature, alas her generosity, it has its limits. But woe is her, for her bottomless altruism will not allow her to sleep soundly at night knowing that there are 3 gorgeous chiquitas out there still in search of Mr. Right. What to do, wails she into the empty night, WHAT TO DO?!



Picture: single girlfriend exhibit a, Welcome to Flanders.

12 Comments:

  • At 10/10/2005 08:25:00 PM, Blogger Pulpo said…

    Esa foto realmente me hizo estremecer, ¿que querés que te diga? Beautiful.
    La Poulette es la más linda!

    Kisses

     
  • At 10/11/2005 06:55:00 AM, Blogger Matej said…

    ah, la poulette - the match-maker!

     
  • At 10/11/2005 12:29:00 PM, Blogger crni said…

    Dayamn! Exhibit A looks extremely convincing.

     
  • At 10/11/2005 02:59:00 PM, Anonymous rainbow warrior said…

    Crni honey, 3 words: good make-up & lighting. Had you met the real McCoy (otherwise dubbed The Fallen Madonna with Big Boobies)... Oh wait, with all those American women you're surrounded by, I can see the attraction. ;)

    Y tu, Pulpo, eso no es La Poulette pero una de sus amigas solteras, aunque La Poulette es de vedad mas Linda tam bien.

     
  • At 10/11/2005 03:34:00 PM, Blogger crni said…

    y tu mama tambien

    I'll soon publish something about the gay life in ATL just for you, RW.

     
  • At 10/11/2005 03:38:00 PM, Anonymous rainbow warrior said…

    lol

    Please do, love.

     
  • At 10/11/2005 03:48:00 PM, Blogger Poulette said…

    Yeah, yeah, perhaps we should rename the RW into Party Pooper! Trust you me, good make up and lighting can only go so far. And from what I know, most guys would give them big boobies two thumbs up, if anything. Whatever the case may be, the Poulette has many more single girls up her sleeve, just y'all wait!

     
  • At 10/11/2005 04:12:00 PM, Blogger crni said…

    I say "Hooray for the Boobies!"

    Please don't tell me you just dropped a southern y'all. That is the most gruesomest faux pas ever.

     
  • At 10/11/2005 04:20:00 PM, Blogger Poulette said…

    Couldn't resist, it was the perfectly suitable tone for the occasion. Crni, dare I even open that link?!

     
  • At 10/11/2005 04:23:00 PM, Anonymous rainbow warrior said…

    Whoa Nelly, calm down... The Fallen Madonna with Big Boobies is totally fine by me (if you’re into generic blond babes with baby blue eyes, that is). As for the rest of your single girlfriends (a.k.a. chicas locas), I feel obliged do give a head’s up, ‘cos that’s just mean.

    And yes, Crni, our Poulette is quite the southern bell, Britney Spears has got nothing on her (except for the flip-flops, maybe)!

     
  • At 10/12/2005 11:29:00 PM, Blogger Doug Bagley said…

    Ah Paulette,
    Send your girlfriends my way, LOL...I probably have shoes older than them. ;-)

     
  • At 10/12/2005 11:40:00 PM, Blogger Doug Bagley said…

    Hey,
    "Y'all" is proper Southern English and is much easier to say then "all of you" or "you all." But reckon I best be goin', gots lots ta do; in fact, I's bissier tharn a cup cake maker at ta Rosie O'Donnel house. :-)

     

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