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Monday, August 22, 2005

Awkward is the new spontaneous

I know you want it, baby. I know you do. But what will it be? The simple black elegance of the Primo? The sophisticated allure of the Avante? Or is it the subdued refinement of the Spirit that takes your fancy? Oh but no matter - each one of these babies is, after all, a "clever, beautiful and solid piece of design and engineering". The word you're looking for here is: centerpiece. Any prone-to-blushing damsels out there need not worry however, for your Avante / Primo / Spirit slides easily under any bed, should you choose to remain discreet about your acquisition. As for the torture-device-meets-exercise-machine look (so hot right now), allow me to dispel your worries with a breezy wave of the hand for yes, it has been "doctor tested and endorsed" (Hear that noise? It's the sound of a collective sigh of relief). So go ahead! Kiss that ol' mattress monotony good-bye and say hello-oh to the new definition of sexual spontaneity: I hereby present you with....

Leave the technical descriptions for later - they ARE priceless - and scroll straight down to the clincher, demo videos 1 and 2. Viewer discretion recommended.


  • At 8/23/2005 01:34:00 PM, Anonymous rainbow warrior said…

    Damn! They beat me to the punch – I've been fantasizing about inventing one of these babies since ages! Well, bummer I guess... Do you think Ashlee Simpson is aware of its existence? It might come in handy for her, with all the acid reflux troubles n'all she's been having lately? Or for The Britster, she could fall into the obesity category with her bun in the owen nearly done baking, K-fizzle would be very satisfied with all these possibilities of changing angles for those hard-to-reach spots.
    Moi, I would opt for the latter model (Spirit) – note the aperture in the head rest, very convenient for giving a BJ to the third party while being bottomed from behind; OR you could always turn the LuvSeat into a massage table and invite Phoebe Buffet (the capable masseuse that she is) to give you one. Non?

  • At 8/23/2005 03:21:00 PM, Blogger Dr. K said…

    There are more of these babies around...
    The Liberator and the Body Bouncer, for instance.

  • At 8/23/2005 07:25:00 PM, Blogger Poulette said…

    Hot damn! Someone's been feeding on a steady diet of MSN gossip while others have kept themselves busy researching their love-seat options!
    Back to the video, aren't you just loving how the two go about their lovemaking without EVER removing their underwear? To think I've going about things so, so wrong all these years.
    RW: acid reflux? Do we REALLY need to know?

  • At 8/23/2005 07:49:00 PM, Blogger crni said…

    I am dissapointed. All your stories so far have more of a personal touch. Do tell, how is the LuvSeat experience? You might also take some pictures. Just a hint.

  • At 8/23/2005 08:01:00 PM, Blogger Poulette said…

    Crni, I would never, ever, EVER even DREAM of competing with the pros from Demo video number one. A lady knows when to step down and let others take center stage.

  • At 8/23/2005 08:59:00 PM, Anonymous rainbow warrior said…

    My my, have you hit the jackpot with this one, baby! You've managed to capture the imagination of the crowd so the number of comments of (any) post has finally exceeded the number of 2 (albeit you made two of them). Indeed, do share with us, how you make good use of this LurveSeat with La Baguette! You say you don't? Well, maybe as you grow older then, when the obesity kicks in (and it will, eventually). Or at least a wattle (!).
    As for the video presentation – words elude me! Did you see the gal taking the initiative in putting together the thing, while the guy laid on the bed in his idleness? Not to mention the two footrests that come with the set – why bother going to your O.B.G.Y.N., when you can have your significant other saying: "Spread'em, sister!" and perform an up close and personal vaginal inspection!


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